T-Shirt - John Pork Is Calling…

Soft. Funny. Mildly concerning.
Basically everything you want in a T-shirt (and a personality).

• 🧵 100% premium cotton — soft enough to regret less.

• 😂 Printed with humour that might get you side-eyed in public.

• 🎁 Makes a perfect gift for friends with questionable taste.

• 💀 Designed for comfort, chaos, and casual HR violations.

👉 Buy one for yourself, one for your bad influence.