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T-Shirt - John Pork Is Calling…
£19.99
Soft. Funny. Mildly concerning.
Basically everything you want in a T-shirt (and a personality).
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🧵 100% premium cotton — soft enough to regret less.
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😂 Printed with humour that might get you side-eyed in public.
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🎁 Makes a perfect gift for friends with questionable taste.
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💀 Designed for comfort, chaos, and casual HR violations.
👉 Buy one for yourself, one for your bad influence.